May 2013
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thatfunnyblog:
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
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hanniballecters:
[rolls in on roller skates] [heavy breathing] who mentioned hannibal lecter
#wanna talk about cannibalism
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jeffersonshatt:
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
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my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
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゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
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dr-mccoy:
i vote that in the next star trek film instead of having another female strip down to her panties and bra, jim kirk should strip down to his panties and bra.
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luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
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hipsterdarcy:
Okay, so … .
Spock and Kirk get frustrated with each other and get into a heated argument in front of their commanding officer, an admiral.
Kirk gets frustrated and gets into a heated argument with his commanding officer, an admiral.
Scotty gets frustrated with Starfleet’s weapons policies, gets into a very public argument with his commanding officer, and then yells that he’s...
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dobbyhasasock:
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little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OMFG
Did you say Cumberpatch. With a P.
I feel like if you re-read, you will...
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isayoldbean:
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traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
I’d read it.
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my passions, concentrated on a single point, resemble the rays of a sun sun...
– marquis de sade - juliette via angela carter - the infernal desire machines of dr hoffman (via fanfannymawr)
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i really don’t mind if girls on my floor feel the need to sing while they shower really late at night
i just wish they would attempt to harmonize
or even just sing the same song
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starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it